Crumpler
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| Crumpler Sinking Barge Deluxe |
| $269.99 |
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| Half photo bag. Half cargo bag. Half 15-inch laptop bag. The mathematically enigmatic Sinking Barge backpack lets you carry all manner of must-haves and nice-to-haves with minimum fuss, maximum comfort and optimum protection. Access to the three-part harm [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler Brazillion Dollar Home |
| $249.99 |
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| This ain’t no skinny mansion with no hair on its chest, sarn. This here Brazillian Dollar Home, it’s one big mother trucker trailer trash town trippin ten tonne tower of terror. Get yourself one a deeze here Brazillians, it won’t hurtcha at all! [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler Keystone |
| $219.99 |
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| This is the special stone. The one you can wish on and all your dreams come true. Except that one you had about your Uncle Auntie Fester’s love-in with the plastic cake decorations. [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler 8 Million Dollar Home |
| $189.99 |
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| Yoo from outta town boy? Let me shoo yoo round my manshoon . . . I don’t have no personal hoom theatre, I got my own hoom drive in! And looky here, I don’t have no fireplace, I have a volcano, bro, and it is HOT, vesooviasly HOT! That’s why I’m wearin no [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler 7 Million Dollar Home |
| $139.99 |
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| The Seven Million Dollar Home: This is just luxury, sweetie, I can see the Pyramids from the top balcony. And the one they’re building in our front yard. For me, is it, sweetie, for when I die? That’s lovely . . . What did you just stir into my drink? Oh, [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler 6 Million Dollar Home |
| $109.99 |
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| I feel six million dollars here. Yes, I feel bionic. Don’t mind my 70s red tracksuit and the way my eye falls out of my head and chases you round the room. Just sit down, relax, watch some re-runs with me . . . [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler 5 Million Dollar Home |
| $89.99 |
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| Now this is somewhere I can put down Roots. Roots, Roots? Where is that dog? Come, here Roots . . . Now don’t bark, you won’t feel a thing . . . [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler 4 Million Dollar Home |
| $74.99 |
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| This is, hmmm, oh my oh my, what a lovely home. The chandelier is just to die for. Whoops, there it goes, coming down – Oh, darling, are you alright? Here, better sign your will . . . [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler 3 Million Dollar Home |
| $54.99 |
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| Ah, now, this is a residence, isn’t it? Oooh, those grandfather clocks in the hall, they’re so charming . . . But I wish they’d stop smoking and betting on the races while flicking through those magazines. [Product Details...] |
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| Crumpler 2 Million Dollar Home |
| $44.99 |
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| Yes, yes, this is good . . . I like the view . . . And do you like my sharks in the pool? Yes, hmmm, they don’t seem to like that topless girl . . . Who is she, by the way, dahhhhhling? [Product Details...] |
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